American actor and TV host Nick Cannon has made headlines by insuring his testicles for $10 million after fathering 12 children with six different women. This unconventional decision is part of a partnership with the men’s care brand Dr. Squatch.
Using Dr. Squatch’s ‘Ball Valuation Tool,’ Cannon’s testicles were assessed based on factors such as size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers. Following this unique evaluation, Cannon secured the $10 million insurance policy and earned the title of “Most Valuable Balls.”
Despite the insurance policy, the 42-year-old entertainer hinted that he might still expand his family. Addressing critics, Cannon said, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”
Cannon expressed his gratitude to Dr. Squatch, adding, “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”
